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This piece will be posted at 4:20 pm NYSE time every trading day!
u/bye_triangle u/pinkcatsonacid u/Leaglese u/Catto_Del_Fatto
š¤šøš„ š¦Welcome to the Jungleš¦š„šøš¤
$GME Closing Price: $301.40
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Daily High: $328.00
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Volume: 10.8 mil
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Surprise! B_T again!
Pink is on the road at the moment, she was lucky enough to go to Grapevine for the Shareholders meeting. I offered to step in and handle The Jungle Beat, one less thing to worry about! I hope you donāt mind me subbing in for now!
Cheers,
Got something cooking for us GameStop? E3 is when all the hype gaming-related announcements happen⦠Perhaps youāve been keeping secrets from us š
SHAREHOLDERS MEETING
āAs my dad would say, Buckle-upāĀ Ryan Cohen, šŖ of GameStop
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This is how they adjourned the meeting. Absolutely legendary. We had a crazy amount of Apes watching the Superstock live coverage⦠30k at the peak. The stream had a bit of turbulence, but I think all things considered it was a great time. Something to make the day a little more hype!
Huge Thank you to the anchorman himself,Ā u/Rensole, alsoĀ u/Atobitt, andĀ u/LuridessĀ for hopping in on such short notice. The stream kind of made it feel like we all got to enjoy the meeting together. Certainly madeĀ meĀ feel better about not being able to go.
Credit: Olga Kharif, Bloomberg
Some highlights:
RC is officially Chairman of the Board
Matt Wilder is the Inspector of Elections
Board members are elected
Board members to receive compensation via shares
Absolute madlads, I love it. (Thank you for moving your table when asked)
I want to thank everyone for being on your best behavior, I had complete faith in you. It sounds like everything went fairly smoothly. Also, regarding rumors of a news interview,Ā u/PinkCatsOnAcidĀ had this to sayĀ https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/nw0i5u/shareholder_meeting_i_did_not_do_any_interviews/
Also, side note: super jealous of the GameStop swag you all got⦠a perfect way to commemorate this day haha.
-B_T
šEarnings CallĀ š
(My second favorite type of call š)
Saved my seat in the earnings call early, last time it was full REALLY quick! I am expecting really great earnings this quarter. We have seen tons of apes supporting their investment by shopping at GameStop. Also, some youtube dude bought out a whole stores of all their merchandise⦠ohā wait no I think he did itĀ 3 times.Ā Pretty weird concept for a youtube video but hey, whatever š¤·āāļø I am down. I can only imagine that will have at least a mild impact overall.
I guess for now we wait and see. Maybe some After-Hours Market action is in store? Who know
You can watch the call from the GameStop Corporate site or if the stream is full, you can tune in via ourĀ Superstonk Live broadcast.
Also, just a reminder that the Superstonk Live Youtube channel is not and will not be monetized.Ā ______________________________
š¦§Monkey Businessš¦§
Tune in RIGHT NOW to listen to our inaugural edition of Money Business.
Featuring members of the community and hosted by moderators,Ā Monkey Business is a show for Apes by Apes.Ā Itās kind of like the AMAs but with more people and a bit more casual. We have some exciting guests and topics lined up so you are going to want to tune in. TodayĀ u/jsmar18Ā andĀ u/sharkbaitlolĀ with various apes in a panel format.
Please note that Monkey Business is a brand new concept and we are still figuring out its exact programming structure. However, we hope to be discussing GameStop stock history, NFTs, FTDs, Naked Shorts, and more! This panel will from one and a half to two hours, or longer if needed. We will also be streaming and then discussing the Q1 2021 earnings conference call.
šĀ MONKEY BUSINESSĀ š (4:20 PM EDT, June 9)
š»š¤Ghost in the Shill š¤š»
written by SATORI co-creatorĀ u/catto_del_fatto
Oh yeah, itās all coming together. The mod team and SATORI squad have received a fantastic amount of love, support, and gratitude for sweeping up the shills, fixing ModMail, providing valuable insights, and otherwise doing our part to keep Superstonk as wonderful as ever. Fan mail, fan art, even aĀ serenade to our beloved algo-rilla.
The appreciation is very much appreciated, but our work is never truly done. More so than ever, the responsibility to maintain a legendary sub rests in the hands of ordinary Apes.
Satori Dev 2021 Colourized
The shills areĀ absolutely furiousĀ about what weāve been up to the past week. Itās as if theyĀ need this allegedly-impossible creation of ours shut down post-hasteĀ - desperation is in the air, and it tells me everything I need to know.
As the informatics arms-race between SATORI and its adversaries heats up, Iād like to make everyone aware of emerging stratagems and what they mean for the Ape community, so weāre all well-equipped to deal with anything thrown at us ahead of time.
Solicitations, trolling & phishing in DMs
This tactic is as old as FUD itself, but it hasnāt been this prevalent in months - the working theory is that the impostors suddenly have a load of accounts unable to post lying around, and wish to make use of them somehow. So, if you get any suspicious messages pushing āinvestment adviceā or similar,Ā please report these to Reddit and our mod team.
A lot of these are Meltdown trolls that thrive on the attention, so I wouldnāt recommend engaging or āputting them on blastā - but if you insist, our friends fromĀ r/scambaitĀ have plenty of advice on the matter.
Bad karma
Since the restrictions, Apes whose accounts barely make it above the karma limit haveĀ found themselves under attack by bots downvoting all their submissions, pulling them back below the threshold.
Think about it - if professional FUD-mongers canāt spread FUD directly, the second-worst thing they can do is attack solid content to prevent it from being seen. These attacks are exactly why we set SATORI to run in reverse and approve Apes, as well as using it to gather data on new tricks.
Weāre currently in discussions regarding what else can be done to prevent or counter such surreptitious acts; suggestions accepted. For the time being, itās up to everyone to be active in upvoting the good, downvoting the bad, and reporting theĀ reallyĀ bad. Not only does this help a clear sub - it also lets us learn about the shills and strike back more effectively.
As with $GME as a stock, every vote matters.
Leveraging Apes and the weekend ennui
On Saturday, a lot of us woke up to aĀ floodĀ of posts relating to a comment by a particular CNBC reporter. Sharing new info is a wonderful thing, but in this case, it was a deluge of the same content being repeated over and over again. As you can imagine, I was getting a ton of pings asking to sic the Terminators on these guys.
So, where was SATORI?
AsĀ Bradduck explained in his ambassadorship commentĀ on Interdiction Day, our setup is currently running on a per-user basis; a bit of negative sentiment doesnāt necessarily make a shill. Weāve all woken up on the wrong side of bed, and one comment isnāt enough for anyone to form an accurate verdict - whether theyāre an algorilla or a carbon-based, 100% organic, dip-buying ape.
We know that our adversaries are aware of this, and how theyāre countering it - their only hope at this point is to rely on otherwise well-behaved users to post content that dilutes or otherwise lowers the overall quality of the sub. That, and outrightĀ stealingĀ accounts with AI approval or Superstonk posting histories in broad daylight - more on that later.
Their attempts to drag down karma on Apesā accounts reveal that theyāre just as interested in preventing top-tier submissions from gaining traction as they are indirectly posting their own tosh. So, now that theyāre mostly unable to bring their own stuff into Superstonk, theyāre relying on us to do their work for them.
I took the liberty of checking the Melissa postersā accounts, and it turns out the vast majority of them were genuine Apes with solid and lengthy histories in Superstonk. No wonder our per-user security measures didnāt bag āem, they arenāt supposed to.
Itās the weekend, there arenāt any crayons to watch and everyoneās understandably miffed. But please, if you believe the meme/tracker/DFV tweet or similar youāre about to submit may have been posted before, I implore you toĀ check before posting.
The Superstonk jungle - especially theĀ Knights of NewĀ - will appreciate it dearly.
Tag teams
Struck with a sudden shortage of useable accounts, our adversaries have had to pick their battles a bit more wisely - as opposed to regurgitating the same thing over and over, getting banned, migrating to a new account et cetera. One way to accomplish this is by tag-teaming - setting up a wedge of sorts and sowing drama on both sides.
Hereās a brief yet insightful comment covering this tactic, and how to deal with it.
Hacked accounts & a final note on account security
We have received a surge in reports of Superstonk usersā accounts getting compromised It would appear that accounts able to post (i.e. approved by SATORI or above the karma/age requirements) are more likely to be targeted, but this could happen to anyone - donāt get complacent.
Please refer toĀ this postĀ for a comprehensive rundown on account security, in addition to other useful advice on the matter. Also, a friendly reminder not to click anyĀ suspicious links.
NO hax for you Kenny
TA;DR
While the sub is significantly cleaner than it used to be, SATORI still has a long way to go. Since deployment, weāve seen a trend towards attacks that donāt rely on publicly ārevealingā their accounts. The might of 375,000+ AI-assisted gorillas is just too much.
Instead of the old hit-and-run spamming, our foes are resorting to sneakier methods: hacking accounts, manipulating karma, sliding into peopleās DMs, and otherwise causing trouble outside the public eye. In addition, theyāre increasingly relying on genuine Apes to accidentally drown out the good stuff, being increasingly unable to bring it into the sub themselves.
This scenario leaves far more responsibility to individual Apes than what we had before, so it is up to each and every one of us to deal with it appropriately.
A sub is only as strong as its weakest link - B.H.V.F., and be strong.
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Also from the Satori Team:
Important Security Update for June 8th
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LAST MINUTE BREAKING NEWS
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With Reddit having issues during high traffic, exciting moments in this saga, we have discussed what to do if Reddit has an outage.
IF REDDIT GOES DOWN AT A PIVOTAL MOMENT A LARGE PORTION OF THE MOD TEAM IS ON TWITTER.
https://twitter.com/ByeTriangle
https://twitter.com/PinkCatsOnAcid
https://twitter.com/RedChessQueen99
https://twitter.com/u_sharkbaitlol
IF THERE IS SOMETHING BIG GOING ON WHILE THE OUTAGE IS HAPPENING WE MAY ALSO UTILIZE THE āEMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEMā TO RELAY INFO:
SuperstonkLive YouTube - Emergency Broadcast System
OOK OOK
āI may have been early, but I am not wrongā