Superstonk Daily DD- Saturday 05-15-2021- SATURDAY SPECIAL POST- CAN’T STOP WON’T STOP!! THERE’S TOO MUCH HAPPENING TO STOP 🚀🚀🚀🚀

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Good Morning Superstonk!!!

Happy Saturday!! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

There was too much going on, we can only sticky 2 posts at a time to the top of the sub, and Lucy Komisar is amazing, so here’s another Saturday Morning Post!

Drink plenty of water and spend some time outside today if you can!!

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🚨Important Update From Carl Hagberg Himself! 🚨

Your lovely mod u/StonkU2 reached back out to Carl to ask how we can address the situation for Euroapes and everyone unable to vote their shares and, in spite of being on vacation, he responded with this advice 👇

THIS IS A MUST READ POST ESPECIALLY IF YOU’VE TRIED TO VOTE AND YOU CAN’T!! EXTREMELY IMPORTANT!!

✅VOTE YOUR SHARES AND GET YOUR FLAIRS!✅

Drop a comment below with !apevote! to get your special vote flair

EUROAPES GOT A FLAIR!! YOU TRIED!! TYPE !novote! TO GET YOUR SPECIAL FLAIR!!

FYI this works anywhere in this sub, not just this one!

The Carl Hagberg Transcript is up and available! HUGE SHOUTOUT to u/Bye_triangle and u/Leaglese for all the time and work on these transcripts. Your dedication to making sure every ape has access to this information is selfless and totally badass. Apes respect and appreciate you for that!!

WE OWN THE FLOAT. WE CAN PROVE IT IF WE VOTE!

Another Epic AMA yesterday with Lucy Komisar hosted by u/Luridess!

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Watch the AMA here!

“I am very glad to be in touch with the people on Superstonk. I think that you all are doing a really good job in the absence of real mainstream journalism on this issue.”- Lucy Komisar

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Investigative Journalist Lucy Komisar

We had a fantastic time hearing what Lucy had to say about us and about the issue of naked short selling, offshoring, and Gamestop. She had this to say and I think it cannot be understated how BIG OF A DEAL it is that someone of Lucy’s caliber, who has been watching this unfold for longer than a lot of us have been alive, has this to say about naked short selling and the GME saga;

“In the end, as we go down through the years, the decades, it ends with Gamestop.”

How’s that for a hit of confirmation bias on your Saturday morning?

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KEEP THE AMA HYPE TRAIN ROLLING!!

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Tuesday at 4:30 pm eastern we have Attorney Wes Christian!!

📢AMA QUESTION THREAD IS NOW LIVE! SUBMIT QUESTIONS NOW! 📢

His primary focus in the last 11 years has been suing Wall Street for fraud.

Wes Christian is a Texas attorney with an accent as big as his list of accomplishments! Once again I’m going to shamelessly plug the old documentary Wall Street Conspiracy, where I first learned of Wes Christian along with all of the other OGs we’ve been talking to. And a fun fact… our former AMA guest and very favorite resident wrinkly brain, u/dlauer has served as an expert witness for Wes multiple times in the fight against naked short selling. They go way back…

Which is why we’re having u/Dlauer cohost this AMA with his old pal Wes!! We are literally assembling the dream team here!! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

did I mention Dave Lauer is one of us?

The Wes Christian/Dlauer mashup AMA is next Tuesday, May 18 at 4:30 pm Eastern!!

Wes Christian

Here’s what Dr. T has to say about how she first met Wes in her book, Naked Short and Greedy:

Chapter 3: A Sidewalk Café in New York. At the request of a business colleague, I have coffee with a lawyer from Texas who tells me that a problem was about to blow up the financial markets: Wall Street brokers are using short sales and fails to deliver to grab the assets of American entrepreneurs. I feel a pang of guilt for not sticking it out to fix this before I left DTC in 1993. By 2003, it was a full-blown regulatory crisis!

The Napkin Story

“One afternoon [in late 2003], my boss tells me he has just come from lunch with an old friend, Gary Jewell, a Houston-based lawyer. Gary said that he was in New York looking for someone who understands post-trade clearing and settlement, possibly someone who may have worked at the DTC. My boss recognizes the company name as part of my past work experience. He asks me to meet Gary over coffee. The two of them had run marathons in their younger days and my boss presents it to me as doing him a favor. Gary brought Wes Christian to that casual meeting.

James “Wes” Christian, is a Senior Partner at Christian, Smith, & Jewell in Houston. If not for Wes, I may not ever have become aware that the crack in the system Ray Riley brought to me in 1993 was becoming a gaping chasm in 2003. Wes was born, raised, and educated in Texas. He comes complete with a pleasant drawl that belies his non-nonsense approach to the matter. Wes would lead a team of 65 lawyers as he eventually uncovered more than 1,200 hedge fund and offshore accounts working through more than 150 broker-dealers to strip mall and medium size public companies of their value.”- Dr. Susanne Trimbath, Naked Short and Greedy.

We are so honored, humbled, and thrilled to bring you these top-tier AMA guests! If only we could go back and tell our February selves how far we’ve come 💖

This just in: Jeopardy asks better questions than Congress

What is short selling?

Dr T on Twitter: They just had a clue about GameStop on Jeopardy. The correct question was “What is short selling?” They asked better questions than Congress! Brava, Lucy Komisar!!!

📢📦International Giveaway Contest is closed but OPEN FOR VOTING THROUGH THE WEEKEND📢📦

3 lucky apes outside the USA will receive a Gamestop Limited Edition Bananya Cat, complete with red headband!

Entries from around the world have been submitted for the chance to win a limited edition Gamestop Bananya Squeeze Plushy, complete with red bandana!!

Now I need you apes to go sort by New and (up)VOTE!!

Winners will be announced Monday morning on the Superstonk Daily!!

LINK TO THE MEME CONTEST HERE!! SORT BY NEW AND VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITES!!

Memes will remain posted for voting and exposure through the weekend. Remember to sort by New if you’re voting!!

Addressing some FUD I’ve seen: Obviously by participating in this contest, you are willing to give an address for the prize to be shipped. There are many ways to safely get a package without giving your address. But I can’t even afford to go visit my family out of state, I promise I won’t show up in Germany or some shit unless it’s post MOASS and I’m tryna buy a castle. 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

A note from your friendly local Pink Cat 🐈

I want to say how proud I am of this community! The momentum has picked up, our bias has officially been confirmed, we know this is a matter of wen we moon, not if… all thanks to the overwhelming growth we’ve seen in the last couple of weeks and our amazing mod team. This is real, and you should feel confident in that as you peruse the sub, or as you interact with the people in your everyday life. The only way the shorts get out of this like they always do, is by driving the company to bankruptcy like they always do. And don’t forget that GME paid off all its long term debt a couple weeks ago. Bankruptcy is completely off the table. In this unique scenario where we have the turnaround of a company with a dream team board of directors, the real unique situation here is THE APES ON REDDIT WITH DIAMOND HANDS.

Do NOT forget where we came from. 💎🙌🚀 That’s what got us here, and that’s what will take us to Valhalla. Trust the company’s plan and HODL. The professionals we are bringing on for AMAs are providing invaluable confirmation and validity to our sub and to apes (and ants!) everywhere. The heart and energy of this sub is quite literally the catalyst. By you buying a stock in a company you believe in, HODLing with diamond hands, and VOTING YOUR SHARES, you are literally creating the MOASS.

Do you understand that?

🚀APES ARE THE CATALYST🚀VOTING IS THE CATALYST🚀

BUY. HODL. VOTE.

The catalyst really has been inside us the whole time. ✌

No date or meeting or rule or new CEO or merger or margin call or ANY OF THIS WOULD EVEN EXIST IF IT WEREN’T FOR DIAMOND HANDS. 💎🙌

Even Lucy Komisar believes in us!! WE ARE ON THE RIGHT TRACK!! We have debunked every cult accusation and FUD tactic thrown at us since January. Is this what it feels like to ascend Mt. Olympus??

Be excellent to each other!!!

Be friendly, help others!

We are here from all different walks of life and all different countries.

This doesn’t matter as we are all apes in here, and apes are friends.

Doesn’t matter if you’re a silverback a chimp or a bonobo.

We help each other, we care for each other.

Ape don’t fight ape, apes help other apes.

This helps us weed out the shills really fast, because if everyone is helpful, the ones who aren’t stand out.

Remember the fundamentals of this company.

There is no sense of urgency, this will come when it comes, be a week, be it a month be it six.

We don’t care, just be nice and lets make this community as Excellent as we can.

Reddit down, wot do?

Mods have carefully considered what to do during a reddit blackout and advise the following - IF REDDIT GOES DOWN AT A PIVOTAL MOMENT go to u/redchessqueen99 ’s Twitter or u/pinkcatsonacid ’s Twitter (below) to look for additional instructions on where to muster (these are the most active twitter accounts on the mod team at this time!). And check in on SuperStonk’s YouTube Channel for an Emergency Broadcast, if necessary.

https://mobile.twitter.com/redchessqueen99

https://mobile.twitter.com/pinkcatsonacid

SuperStonk. YouTube - Emergency Broadcast System

🚨 … AND VOTE!!! 🚨