๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฌ [TOO APE DIDNโ€™T READ] โ€” Summary of SR-NSCC-2021-801: Amendment of Supplemental Liquidity Deposit Requirements for the functionally illiterate

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DD

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฌ What the fuck are you talking about?

NSCC-801 is the companion amendment to DTC-003, which was recently filed and effective as of March 16th. Here are links to the filing and the notice of filing of NSCC-801.

https://public-inspection.federalregister.gov/2021-05993.pdf

https://www.dtcc.com/-/media/Files/Downloads/legal/rule-filings/2021/NSCC/SR-NSCC-2021-801.pdf

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฌ What the fuck am I looking at? Words and numbers scare me and opening that link made me have a momentary seizure!

DTC-003 TL;DRย โ€” โ€œReport your positions on a daily basis. Furthermore, liabilities arising from the misreporting of positions fall solely on the misreporting party.โ€

NSCC-801 TL;DRย โ€” โ€œWe will use the position reports received via DTC-003 to calculate if it is necessary for you to contribute a supplementary liquidity deposit due to your positional risk. Furthermore, if multiple members have supplemental liquidity obligations in excess of $2B each, we can decide if itโ€™s all on them, or if it should be split up pro rata among all members.โ€

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฌ Have mercy! Youโ€™re hurting my feeble brain meats!

DTC-003 TA;DRย โ€” โ€œYou tell us whatโ€™s on your books every day instead of every month. If you lie about it and that lie causes us to lose money, youโ€™re paying the bill.โ€

NSCC-801 TA;DRย โ€” โ€œIf your positions are fucked enough that youโ€™re at risk of losing so much money itโ€™ll fuck us all over, weโ€™ll margin call your ass so fast itโ€™ll make your head spin. If two or more of you assholes were that much of a dipshit, we can make you pay OR we can make everyone in the gang have to chip in. Theyโ€™re going to fucking hate that and theyโ€™re going to want to prevent the possibility of that happening, so theyโ€™ll probably turn on your ass.โ€

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฌ ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜ตโ‰๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅโ“โ‰๏ธโ“ (I donโ€™t understand anything youโ€™re saying, because I only speak in emojis.)

DTC-003 ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฌ

๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿฆ”๐Ÿ’ฐโ‰๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ธโ‰๏ธ

๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿฆ”๐Ÿ’ฐโ‰๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ธโ‰๏ธ

๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿฆ”๐Ÿ’ฐโ‰๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ธโ‰๏ธ

NSCC-801 ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฌ

๐Ÿฆ”๐Ÿ’ฐโ‰๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ธโ‰๏ธ

๐Ÿฆ”๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’ฐโ€ผ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿป๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’ธโ€ผ๏ธ

๐Ÿ”ฅโœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿฆ”โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ

๐Ÿ”ฅโœ‚๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿปโœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ

๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฌ So, when is this going to happen?

Here are possible outcomes:

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฌ Anything I can do while I sit on my ass and wait for this?

The SEC invites interested persons to submit views, data, and arguments for or against NSCC-801. You can submit it by either:

Please donโ€™t fill their mailbox with apespeak and emojis, but making your opinion on NSCC-801 heard is never a bad thing. You are a participant in the market, one who may be affected by this rule if it passes, so your voice matters, and this is an opportunity for the SEC to hear from retail investors, who historically donโ€™t speak up much on these things.

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฌ Hey asshole! You fucked up your DD!

Please let me know ASAP so I can make the correction. Most of this was written around 2AM CST, so I canโ€™t make any promises that I didnโ€™t flub one of the details when reading these filings.

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฌ This is handy info for a chimp like me. Can I have more of this wisdom?

If there is interest in me writing more informative posts in the TA;DR style on market-related subjects including but not limited to implied volatility, options, technical/fundamental analysis, options greeks, or portfolio sizing, please feel free to make requests. I would be happy to write them.

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฌ This is still too many words! Iโ€™m confused and I hate this.

Feel welcome to ask any questions you may have in the comments. Iโ€™ll try to get back to everyone to the best of my ability, and Iโ€™ll add crayon drawings if you really need it.

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฌ ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ ๐ŸŒ•๐Ÿ”ญ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿš€โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿฆโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ

๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿ‘

Note:ย This is a preemptive double-post, with the counterpart onย r/wallstreetbets, in part because I anticipate the removal of at least one of them, and in part because I am tracking the concentration, volume, and frequency of upvotes/downvotes on either post. The objective here is to see if I can identify if one sub has higher bot activity than the other, and if there is any recognizable/actionable pattern to identifying botted vote manipulation. I am also personally curious if there will be a heavy difference in prevailing sentiment between the two subs.

Edit 1 @ 8:30 AM CST:ย I am surprised and grateful for the volume of positive feedback, and doubly surprised at landing a spot onย u/rensoleโ€™s morning report. I am waiting in the lobby of the vet to pick up my kitten (who is fine, donโ€™t worry), so my ability to research and reply is a bit limited, but I plan on adding more resources and links to this post as requested. Please look forward to:

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฌ โ€œIโ€™m worried the SEC will filibuster this filing or reject it outright. Can you tell me something to steady my frail, trembling paper hands?โ€

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฌ SR-OCC-2021-801 TA;DR

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฌ โ€œThe concept of time is incomprehensible to me, which is why I buy options with less than 7 days to expiration. Just tell me when this thing will pop off.โ€

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ฌ More TA;DR posts as requested, including:

Since these donโ€™t directly pertain to GME, I will probably post them in a separate subreddit, which will be linked here when those posts are written.

Have an excellent day! ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿ“ˆ